221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
insta-gramcracker: mormondad: i can actually learn more in six hours on the internet than six hours in a filthy school thank fuck for youtube tutorials
maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
dorkly: Building Cloud’s Buster Sword It’ll come in handy in case Sephiroth ever shows up in real life.
I AM SO DONE WIT HTHIS ONLINE STORE →
qalids: lluffy: papaposey: gnrandmaa: lrerevoaary: sshabeedib: pprestonee: Ive been laughing for the past 1 hour at this shop omfg … hOW DO I MAKE IT STPO omg just go to the home page guys dO IT These are the kind of posts that Yahoo! paid $1.1 billion for. ^ Amen. FUCK YOU GUYS MY MOM WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME these actually exist guys. think about that. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Blast from the Past Round II
ilovecharts: Old charts worth digging back up from my archives: One – The Trajectory of Things Meant to Be Two – Thriving in Darkness Three – This Is Water Loving the quote submissions so far! About to get cracking on turning with into pretty little diagrams.
thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
metalburger: But will the new Xbox stop little white kids from calling me a nigger in Call of Duty?
mewmewleslie: cmurss: aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts Me and Leslie. All the time ^