May 2013
221bec:
professionalmisandrist:
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
insta-gramcracker:
mormondad:
i can actually learn more in six hours on the internet than six hours in a filthy school
thank fuck for youtube tutorials
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Watchdorkly:
Building Cloud’s Buster Sword
It’ll come in handy in case Sephiroth ever shows up in real life.
I AM SO DONE WIT HTHIS ONLINE STORE →
qalids:
lluffy:
papaposey:
gnrandmaa:
lrerevoaary:
sshabeedib:
pprestonee:
Ive been laughing for the past 1 hour at this shop omfg
…
hOW DO I MAKE IT STPO omg
just go to the home page guys dO IT
These are the kind of posts that Yahoo! paid $1.1 billion for.
^ Amen.
FUCK YOU GUYS MY MOM WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME
these actually exist guys. think about that.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Blast from the Past Round II
ilovecharts:
Old charts worth digging back up from my archives:
One – The Trajectory of Things Meant to Be
Two – Thriving in Darkness
Three – This Is Water
Loving the quote submissions so far! About to get cracking on turning with into pretty little diagrams.
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
metalburger:
But will the new Xbox stop little white kids from calling me a nigger in Call of Duty?
mewmewleslie:
cmurss:
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
Me and Leslie.
All the time ^
